Ben oui, voilà quoi, j'ai reçu le coup de gueule de Jakal 5/5 [d'ailleurs, il résonne encore dans mes pauvres petites noreilles, tellement qu'il a crié fort le Monsieur]. Ainsi, je me manifeste...
*A bas les examens, A bas les examens...*
*Dardoo ? *
*Oui ? *
*On t'a demandé de te manifester, pas de manifester...*
*Ah, d'accord *
Désolé... Donc, je disais que je me manifestais avec ce petit message envoyé dans une bouteille depuis mon île où je me sens seul... Lalala tous les cris les S.O.S, partent dans les airs....
*DardOo ...*
HeuM... Oui, donc, voilà, j'arrête, sinon, je vais encore faire une boulette.
Dédicace à tous les gens que je connais, que je connaîtrai dans un futur proche *aïe… Trop proche le futur, là…*, lointain et très lointainnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn *un peu loin, celui-là, je serai sans doute mort…* et que je ne connaîtrai jamais [mais que j'aurais été ravi de rencontrer, croyez-moi sur parole ], comme ça, pas de jaloux !

Tender or not ?

Hello my sweet honey,
I’m here to tell you something…
Something which can hurt you, baby…
And you will perhaps be crying…

However, I’ve got to say the things…
And you haven’t to give me your blessings…
My only need is to tell you my saddened heart
My upset heart because of your start…

I’m tending you my hand
Hang it and I’m pushing you into our life…
You who are now another’s wife…
Do you remember the time in dreamland ?

I’m telling you a short time ago…
This was the time I owe…
I owe you some love !
Because you’ve given me a shove…

After this one, I’d fallen onto sweet affection.
And I was trapped by your lovely outline.
And if you remind that, you’d got an inquisition…
May be this one was a frightened sign…

An awful sign able to make us crazy…
Indeed, you’ve made me mad
It was the last inquisition I’ve lived… Likely…
And you were so bad…

I wonder how I could be so blind…
And I’ve divined…
You prevent me from seeing…
Turn off the lights and listen until the awful ending…

It happened one return day…
I fell back to you at this time…
You told me you’ve lost your way…
You’ve lost you precious way with me and find another… It was at springtime…

My kisses flew away on your lips
Do you remember, now ?
It was just before your eclipse…
I present to you the love that you borrow.
And you’ve got away from our alcove soon…
And you gave me back your feeling…
It was the time I croon…
You’ve got to know you were my leaning…

However, you’ve your reason to impugn me…
So I’m carrying a part of responsibility
Blame me, go against me so hardly !
And destroy me so strongly
Break me down so quickly
Hurry up to live and don’t worry…

Now, you’ve been leaving while I’m crying…
Can we work it out, honey ?
I doubt about this last one, but it’s up to you
To show me the beautiful view…

The wonderful view of your closed mind
Closed to people who are unkind…
But I’m not unfriendly,
Because I feel deeply that hatred of you doesn’t fall to me…
Such an amount of better, finally…

And I know the firmament you’re fixing…
And I know you can reach it
With or without my assistance…
This is the last dilemma, and I still wait with patience…

Voilà, plus sérieusement à présent... Si vous constatez des fautes, n'hésitez pas à manifester... Euh, à vous manifester auprès de votre dénudé...dévoué, pardon...DardOo [enfin, dénudé, à vrai dire, ça dépend pour qui].
*Jamais sérieux, hein... ?*
*Définitivement, non, jamais ! *

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